Frank’s Shop

Official Trust Frank merch. Straight talking, straight from the stockroom.

Pack of 12 Frank’s Tashes SELF-ADHESIVE · AS WORN BY FRANK

Frank’s Tashes, pack of 12

Twelve of Frank's signature chevron moustaches, the exact style from the ad. Self-adhesive, so you can be Frank in seconds.

£2.50

A white mug printed with the Trust Frank logo

Trust Frank mug

A proper brew deserves a proper mug. White ceramic with the Trust Frank logo, for straight talking over a cuppa.

£8.99

Frank’s Specs

Frank’s Specs

The grey rectangular frames from the ad. Clear lenses, no prescription, maximum trustworthiness.

£6.99

Just for fun. Nothing in Frank's Shop is actually for sale.